I added this photo to my dating profile for two reasons:
1) It shows off my cheekbones. The breeders will appreciate my fine bone structure and deem me worthy of bearing their children.
2) I'm in my pajamas and I'm not wearing any make-up. What you see is what you get.
I know you're supposed to be a little mysterious when it comes to dating - at least that's what they say, whomever "they" are - but let's get real. I'm almost 40. I don't have time to play games when it comes to love. This is me. This is what you're going to see when you wake up the morning after the first night I let you go all the way.
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