Mama Said Knock You Out

I’m very popular today – I’ve received four messages already!

Message #1:  lookin?

What? That's not even a complete sentence.

Message #2 was something simple like “Hi” but I already deleted it because the guy was totally not my type.

Message #3:  Ur a cutie I like well first of all I'm mark I'm 35yrs not 25yrs lol what u up2?

I’m up to deleting messages from men who type like they are a thirteen year old girl texting her best friend.  Wait, that’s offensive to thirteen year old girls.

Message #4:  Hello i love your pictures and your profile… i hope you will say the same on my picture and my profile.

This is the exact same message this man sent me six days ago.  If I haven’t told you in six days that I love your picture and profile then I do not, in fact, love your picture and profile.  You don't need to message me again, just to be sure.

Oddly enough, my romantic horoscope for today says, "Today you could be tempted to lower your standards just to get a date. Whoa there! The romance you deserve won't happen if you let desperation get the best of you. Be patient for the right person to come along. They're out there!"  See, even the galaxy of stars doesn't want me dating these chumps!

In other news, I did message a gentleman yesterday and he actually wrote me back, including his phone number.  So... I suppose I should call him?  I mean, that's sort of the whole point of online dating, right?  (Why am I so nervous?)