"I feel lucky"

Today's romantic horoscope for Scorpios: "If you're single, your intuition's telling you everything you need to know about a romantic situation." 

I'm going to take that to mean that I was right about the guy who gave me his number on Monday and then messaged me 24 hours later, basically asking why I haven't called him yet because he "can't be on this site all day."  (While that is pretty much a direct quote, I think I cleaned up his grammar/spelling a little.  You know how I feel about those things.)  I'm right in the sense that my intuition is telling me to pass on this guy.  Consider it done.

The horscope continues: "Wednesday and Thursday just might serve up something very sweet for you! The key now is to let love take its course -- your efforts to control it are futile."

Well guess who I saw this morning at Starbucks?  That's right, Howard, the hot guy (hereinafter "Hot Howard" because really, he deserves the title).  There wasn't an opportunity to talk to him though I did keep glancing across the room at him in hopes of catching his eye to at least throw him a smile.  The stars got the first part right - they totally served me up a tall cup of Hot Howard - but now for the second part: not controlling love but rather waiting for it to take its course, wherein Hot Howard notices me and falls madly in love with me.

Now I know what you're thinking... It's a horoscope.  That I read online.  But everybody knows that the stars never lie and you should always believe what you read online.  (By the way, the word "gullible" is not in the dictionary.)

Oh, and for the record, Hot Howard had on khakis from Banana Republic.  I shop there too!  See, we're totally meant for each other.  (And yes, I was checking out his butt.)