Hit That Perfect Beat Boy

Totally unrelated to online dating but this is my blog so I can do whatever I want.  Have you ever played the Shuffle game? 

1. Set your iTunes / iPod / iPhone* (or other MP3 device) to “shuffle.”
2. Ask your device a question, such as, “What should I do tonight?”
3. Hit NEXT on your device.
4. The song that comes up is the answer to your question / describes your situation.

I just tried it and started laughing.

What describes my love life?

SHUT UP AND DRIVE.  Hmm, I’m driving the Flying Tiger to a car club meet tonight.  I wonder…

What about the guy I have a crush on?

IF DREAMS COME TRUE.  iTunes totally nailed it.

My career?

HOME.  Not sure what that means.  Did iTunes just fire me and tell me to go home?

Finances?

WHO’S LOVING YOU?  Um…I should become a prostitute and let people “love” me to increase my finances?  I should find a sugar daddy?  That's it, I'm not playing this game anymore.

ETA: I came home last night to find another letter about taxes -this time from California.  So to answer the question of "Who's Loving [Me]?" it's the tax boards.  The tax boards won't stop sending me love letters.

* This image is from the Apple website.  Don't get me busted for copyright infringement - I totally credited them.