Who Wrote the Book of Love?

Since I have a strong desire to be intellectually stimulated (that 27 year old was adorable but he couldn’t carry a conversation to save his life), I thought I’d narrow down my search.  I told the site to find me anybody with a Masters, Graduate, or PhD within 50 miles of me.  It gave me 33 hits, 22 of which are without photos (I hope it’s not true that all smart men are ugly).  Here are a few gems:

GRADUATE DEGREES

One man’s profile says he has a graduate degree, yet he writes this: “IM A VERY PERSON WITH A GOOD SENSE OF HUMOR.. I DO LOVE PEOPLE BUT SOMTIMES HATES CROWDES. iF YOU WANT TO KNOW MORE THEN PLEASE FEEL FREE TO WRITE ME... I would like to ad that if you view me,please say hi .. I love all people and Id love to make more friends ..”  Do universities offer refunds on tuition if you didn't learn anything?

A European man says that he is a “Europeen guy looking for you.”  I’m looking for someone who can spell.

But this guy spelled “cool” with a k.  You can only do that if you’re the Kool-Aid guy but he didn’t list “instant drink-mix spokesperson” as his profession so I’m guessing he’s not.

“Eat Hearty and Be Marry!!!”  Be married, shouldn’t we go on a date first?  Be Mary, who’s Mary?  Be merry, oh, well why didn’t you say so?

MASTERS DEGREES

And now, the prize of the night goes to this guy, who only wrote:

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