ME: I’m almost 40, divorced, and I don’t have kids but I am a great auntie. I have a busy schedule with full-time work and part-time school (if you don’t like educated women, stop reading), so finding the "right guy" has proven difficult. I’m smart, funny, witty, sarcastic, make good chili, and can rebuild the carbs on a 1972 MG Midget (while wearing lip gloss). Yes, I can drive stick-shift and no, that’s not a euphemism. I watch PBS. I’m a hopeless romantic. I’m a Scorpio. I have tattoos and freckles. I eat meat. I enjoy Shirley Temples and Vodka Tonics. I love cats and dogs but do not currently have pets. I have strong family values and am dedicated & loyal to friends/family. I have voted for Republicans and Democrats. I think the government needs to stay away from my lady parts. I’m Pro-Choice, rooted for Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell to be overturned, and support gay marriage. I’m spiritual but do not subscribe to any organized religion.
(Are you still reading? You like chili, don’t you?)
HOBBIES/INTERESTS: Making people laugh, bad karaoke (because it’s rarely ever good), concerts in the park, movies in the park (parks are very popular these days, it seems), dive bars, road trips and traveling, classic cars, and anything involving fine arts (museums, ballet, theater, literature, music). Emphasis on music. I love nature but don’t partake in it as often as I’d like to. If you have a motorcycle, I’ve got my own helmet.
TURN ONS: Intellectually stimulating, good sense of humor, nice eyes/smile, good manners, romantic (or some combination thereof). I would rather cuddle then have sex. If you're good with grammar, you'll get it.
TURN OFFS: Counts how many mini pretzels I eat while having drinks at the bar (true story). Texts me throughout the entire day for 5 days straight after being told I have 3 large homework assignments and 2 papers due that week (another true story). Poor grammar, spelling, and punctuation. Bigots, racists, and homophobes.
YOU: I’m not custom ordering a couch here – eye color, hair color, height, weight, and ethnicity don’t matter. I don’t care if you’re taller or shorter than me, so long as you don’t care that I’m 5’7” and sometimes wear 3-4” heels. I don’t care if you make less money than I do, so long as you’re not looking for a free ride. If you make more money than I do, good for you, but I’m not a gold digger (I don’t care what Kanye West says). I don't mind if you're religious but please don’t try to convert me. I also don’t mind if you have kids but I will be sufficiently creeped out if you bring them on our first date and tell them to call me, “Mommy.” I’d like to meet someone that has enough in common with me that we get along well, but also brings enough differences to the table so we don’t feel like we’re dating ourselves. Romantics are preferred, because what is life without passion? However, if you’re looking for booty calls or casual sex, I’m not the woman for you. And no, I won't sent you naked pictures.
This is a profile i would respond to
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