It's Raining Men

It's raning men.  And it's an acid rain...

This is an actual photo from a real dating profile, I did not make this up.  It's like Mad Max night at the go-go club.  This was his main photo, the second photo was of his abs, the third was his biceps, and the fourth was some cheesy picture of him throwing some sign I didn’t recognize.  It wasn’t a peace sign, “rock on,” or “I love you” in sign language.  Maybe it was the universal sign that guys throw to indicate that you should not date them.

People tell me I'm too picky about grammar/spelling on dating sites but how can I take this man seriously?

An online dating profile: "Seeking my Juliette."  Romeo & Juliette had a forbidden love and killed themselves.  Probably not the best romantic reference...

Received this message the other day: "Ready set go im ramon lets get it on"  I asked my friends how I should respond to that message, if at all, and CR suggested, “Where do you stand politically? What are your views on gun control? Have you accepted the Lord Jesus Christ as your Savior?”  So that’s what I wrote.  And then the following conversation transpired:

HIM: democrate, no need for guns, YES
ME: I'm a Republican, card carrying member of the NRA, atheist.  Thank you anyway.
HIM: Your funny.
ME: I wasn't making a joke.
HIM: You knew your answer when you ask me. That like asking a blackman have you ever had any problems with the police ( cum on )

That’s when I replied, “I’m not interested, thank you” because I couldn’t continue this charade anymore.  If it wasn’t bad enough that he misspelled “Democrat,” used “your” instead of “you’re,” and had bad grammar overall, he totally sealed his fate by saying, “cum on.”  Anybody over the age of 15 that says “cum” instead of “come” needs to be bitch slapped.  You are not Beavis & Butthead.  And if you fancy yourself as such, you have no future with me.

And for the record, I’m actually in the middle politically, I haven’t renewed my NRA membership, and I believe in God but don’t subscribe to any organized religion.  Not that it matters, because clearly I am never going to find a decent man who knows you don’t pick up a woman by saying, “Let’s get it on.”