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Oh look, more messages from men I don’t plan on dating. Shall we take a peek at some?
Jesus......Your hot!!
God, your grammar sucks.
You reek of sexiness!!!
Don’t ever tell a woman she “reeks” even if it’s of sexiness. Tell her she “exudes” sexiness, or “embodies” it, but never that she reeks of it.
WOW!
Your beautiful smile made my day !
Your right lifes too short!
You have gorgeous eyes!
I never said anything in my profile about life being too short so maybe he has me confused with someone else? Someone who doesn’t mind that he said “your” instead of “you’re.” Or that he ended every sentence with an exclamation point. Like this!
My friends say I’m being too picky and I don’t care. I am entitled to want whatever I want. Besides, the truth is, while I do care about grammar and spelling, I haven’t seriously rejected anybody because of it. As I’ve said before, the guys I mention on here are guys I’m passing on for a number of reasons – I just talk about the grammar, cheesy photos, and creepy pick-up lines on this blog because it’s funny. Not once have I ever said, this guy is hot and he sounds like the perfect man IF ONLY HE COULD SPELL!
Because when it comes down to it, it doesn't really matter if he ends every sentence with an exclamation point. If I'm attracted to him and think his profile sounds like the kind of guy I'd like to go on a first date with, I'll overlook those things. But so far I'm not finding guys like that.
Most of the profiles I see are guys I don't want to make out with. And that's important - if the attraction isn't there it doesn't matter if his profile says he's a superhero that deworms orphans in third world countries when he's not saving rescue animals. Let's face it, if you have two guys in front of you with the exact same "resume" (both are everything you want in a guy, personality wise), you're going to pick the guy you're most attracted to.
And right now, I'm still waiting for that guy. The one who catches my eye but also piques my interest with his profile. So come on guys, hit me with your best shot.
Because I refuse to believe that what I'm finding online right now is the best you have to offer.
Because when it comes down to it, it doesn't really matter if he ends every sentence with an exclamation point. If I'm attracted to him and think his profile sounds like the kind of guy I'd like to go on a first date with, I'll overlook those things. But so far I'm not finding guys like that.
Most of the profiles I see are guys I don't want to make out with. And that's important - if the attraction isn't there it doesn't matter if his profile says he's a superhero that deworms orphans in third world countries when he's not saving rescue animals. Let's face it, if you have two guys in front of you with the exact same "resume" (both are everything you want in a guy, personality wise), you're going to pick the guy you're most attracted to.
And right now, I'm still waiting for that guy. The one who catches my eye but also piques my interest with his profile. So come on guys, hit me with your best shot.
Because I refuse to believe that what I'm finding online right now is the best you have to offer.
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